When I call my voice mail, I have to call collect.
The IRS recently sent me a letter regarding this year’s tax filing that said: “Don’t bother.”
I now have vultures following me on Twitter.
When a panhandler asked if I could spare some change, I asked him if he had an easy-payment plan.
I don’t have enough cents to finish this sentence…
The lower-class revoked my membership for not keeping up with my dues.
Both the Democratic and Republican Parties removed me from their donor mailing lists.
To improve his station in life, my cat ran away to the Humane Society.
I asked Congress for a bailout so I can help pay for my bankruptcy filing.
I’ve resurrected my Ramen noodles’ recipe book from my early college daze.
That I e-mailed the Obama Administration asking them if they could spare some change I can believe in.
WordPress has threatened to foreclose my free blog.
Now’s your chance, Dear Reader, to say something funny by adding your two cents (no I Owe Yous, please; I’m broke enough as it is) in the COMMENTS section below.
11 responses so far ↓
anonymous // April 20, 2009 at 5:27 am |
I’m so broke, I’m considering breastfeeding the whole family.
zinger // April 20, 2009 at 12:07 pm |
I’m so broke, I had to sleep with my daughter – rather than try and impress a new girl by wining and dining…
creepy // November 7, 2009 at 9:08 pm |
ugh thats unpleasant
herocious // April 21, 2009 at 12:57 pm |
I never answer calls from strange numbers.
Ady // April 24, 2009 at 8:21 pm |
I have to work grave yard shifts for 2 straight years to pay the bills…you can say proper-night sleep is on a lay-away plan.
ps. i tried…
Brian // June 14, 2009 at 11:59 am |
I’m really broke …I’m not poor, I’m poo…can’t even afford the “r” any more…
Cameron // July 30, 2009 at 8:05 am |
I’m so broke, I can’t even PAY attention.
Jerrick // October 12, 2009 at 8:56 pm |
I’m so broke I can’t CHANGE my mind.
funnyGuy // November 3, 2009 at 11:56 am |
im so broke, my friends spoted me walking down the street with one shoe. They said
‘You lost a shoe’.
I said – no i found one.
Ok you can laugh now
doo doo // November 20, 2009 at 4:16 am |
im so broke,my stomach dial 911
doo doo // November 20, 2009 at 4:20 am |
im so broke i charge my cell phone at church.